$ZONK — a grinning cartoon devil holding a dollar coin, with a dripping halo. Handwritten beside it: Lies, Pump, Scam, Repeat.

TRUST NOTHING.

Believe the Lie.
Buy the Zonk.

Every memecoin lies to you. This one gets it out of the way on the homepage, in writing, before you spend a cent.

Buy the Zonk Read the fine print
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$ZONK stands for

01 / 10

tap for the next one — they are all the same one

The fine print, up front

What you get, and what you don't.

The devil is the marketing. The contract underneath is the same Architect Launch structure every token on this launchpad uses, and all of it is readable on-chain before you buy.

WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET

  • +A verified contract. The source is published — read it first, not after.
  • +Liquidity locked forever in a vault with no owner. Nobody can pull it, us included.
  • +The entire supply born inside the pool. No pre-sale, no allocation, no unlock cliff.
  • +A dev first buy capped at 5% — the same cap the launchpad puts on everyone.
  • +A very small devil with a dripping halo.

WHAT WE WON'T DO

  • –Tell you it's going to a billion.
  • –Call it a movement, an ecosystem or a protocol.
  • –Invent a use case nobody asked for.
  • –Publish four quarters of roadmap we have no intention of following.
  • –Dump on you. There is nothing to dump — see the column on the left.
Supplyfixed at launch, no mint function1,000,000,000
In the pool from block onethe launch position, locked forever100%
Team allocationno vesting page, because there is nothing to vest0%
Private roundthere wasn't oneNONE
Max dev first buyenforced by the launchpad, on everyone5%
Chainabout a cent of gas per tradeROBINHOOD

If you're still here

How to buy a Zonk.

Three steps. None of them is a form, an email or a whitelist.

Get on Robinhood Chain

Add the network to your wallet and bring a little ETH. A trade costs about a cent in gas, so you do not need much.

Check it yourself

Open it on The Desk and read the deployer’s record, the holders and the liquidity before you spend anything. If this page and the chain disagree, believe the chain.

Buy the Zonk

Swap an amount you would be completely relaxed about losing. That is the correct size for this and for every other memecoin ever made.

Buy the Zonk Read the fine print again

Launched on

nlyra.xyz/launch

Where the liquidity is locked by the contract instead of by a promise. Every token launched there works the same way, and you can read all of it on-chain.